Double Meaning SMS

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Ladka: I love you baby..

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Ladki: BossDi K ab kis ka ghar Khali hai..?? ??

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Ladki 800 rupye wali Bra laayi or college me sabko t-shirt upar karke dikhane Lagi

Sab ne kaha ‘Mast hai.. jordar hai..’

Ghar aayi Almari kholi aur behosh ho gayi

Kyun..????

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Bra to Almari me hi thi..

3.
Boy- Dadaji, ap kya padh rahe ho?

Dadaji- Beta Itihas

Boy- Ye to Sex ki kitab lagti he

Dadaji- abe BossDK! Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na ..!!

4.
Sania Mirza back in India
Milk prices down by Rs 2/-

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Hasso matt kamino dono alag alag news hai..!!

5.
Sunny Leone:- Doctor, aajkal bahut thakan mehsus hoti hai?
Lagta hai khoon kam ho gaya hai.

Doctor:- Periods ke waqt kitna loss hota hai..???

Sunny Leone (sochte hue):- Yehi Koi 30-40 lakh Ka !!

6.
A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do U expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.

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Height Of Embarrassment
Man Sitting With his Wife in Park, Another Lady Comes 2his Wife and Says,
Paise Pehle Lai Lena, Ye Aadmi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Karta Hai

8.
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”
Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”
Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne
10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

 

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