Fool SMS

1.
Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo.
Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai.
Billu 5th mein padh raha hai.
Ulloo ye sms padh raha hai.

2.
Agar koi acha sa sms ho…
To jaldi se…
Use paper pe likh k
Fold kar k
Almari me rakh k
lock laga dena.
Kahin galti se
send na ho jaye…

3.
When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that you are cute, beautiful and lovable.
I agree. That’s true, believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind.

4.
Ik ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrein jhuka kar, sharma kar,
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi,
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Mujh se poocha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai?

5.
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

7.
zindagi ek paheli hai
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abey keypad dabana band kar duffer esa karne se solve nahi ho jai gi

6.
Every night before I sleep I think about my achievements that day.
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Just kidding!
I stare at my phone till I fall asleep.:P

 

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