Funny SMS

1.
Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloukik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karana shuru kardo.!!!!
Happy Deepavali

2.
Stylish Breakup-
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??
Boy : you wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and Get lost.

3.
daadi ko geeta padate dekh pote ne apni maa se poocha,

maan dadi kaun se pariksha ki taiyari kar rahee hain?

maan : beta ye phainal eeyar kee taiyaaree kar rahee hain.

4.
kuchh laundo ko itni jaldi rahti hai ki
baik ko plen kee tarah utha le jaate hai
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ye vahee launde hote hai jo porn movie ko
2 minutes se jyaada nahi dekh paate!

5.
maa:- khaana khaane ke baad aaj brash mat karana bantee..
banty:- aisa kyun maan..??
maa:- itna mehnga pyaaz khaaya hai,
aas paas walon ko to pata chalana hi chaahiye..!!!

 

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