Sexy SMS

sexy sms

Ladies Ke Paas Wo Kya Hai Jo Round Shape Mein Hai,
Left & Right Side Hai,
Chalte Hue Hilti Hai,
Uska Name B Se Start Hota Hai?
Socho
?
?
Bangles, Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.

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Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha

Tum 1 raat mein kitna kama leti ho?

Nargis:Rs.50,000

Admi:Such bta?

Nargis:ROZI pe baithi hn Jhot thori BOLO ge.

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Suhag Raat Ke Din Pati Apni Patni pe Rob Dalne Ke Liye Bola.
Pati: “Bolo Tume Chand Ki Sair Karvau Ya Taaron Ki?”
Patni Bhi Kheli Khayi Thi Sun Ke Boli
Patni: “Pahle Rocket To Dekh Loon Baad Mein Decide Karungi“

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Woman: Doctor, I got brown discharge at my vagina. Is it infection?

Doctor: How often do u have sex?

Woman: about once a month

Doctor: Its not infection, its rust!

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A Young Boy Asks His Dad.
Boy: “What Is The Difference Between Confident And Confidential?”
Dad Smiled And Says: “You Are My Son, I’m Confident About That. Your Friend Over There, Is Also My Son, That’s Confidential!“

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On first night husband said 2 his wife:
Look darling before marriage I had slept with 10 girls.
Wife replied: Jab kundli mili hai to goon to milenge hi na! !!

 

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