Whatsapp Status Ideas


There are different types of people in this world and every people have different sense of humor. Some people are funny and some are serious some are adventurous and some love to sit in their home, this uniqueness differs one people from others. Here for all types of people we have collected unique status according to ideas. Whatever ideas in your mind select your choice available for you only….crazy, popular, funny, stupid, cool, beautiful, awesome, irritating, creative, interesting ideas. So, explore your world with these ideas. Get the best whatsapp status ideas from here…and add it in your whatsapp. Share your ideas and views with your best friends, girlfriend, close friends, funny friends, family etc now.

Best Whatsapp Status Ideas Collection

  1. Whenever someone says to me “Things could be worse” I punch them in the face and say “Like that?”

  2. Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.

  3. If you’re told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.

  4. Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?

  5. “I don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.

  6. How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?

  7. ? Single ? Taken ? I’m just ready for summer 2017.

  8. The “Earth” without “Art” is just “EH”.

  9. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status

  10. If plan “A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters ! Stay Cool

  11. dp mat dekh pyaar ho jaayega, apni gf ko sambhal varna breakup ho jaayega

  12. Change Yourself First!! You can’t suggest others to Change

  13. Coins make more noise than Currency notes. You decide who you are!!

  14. A clever mind solves the problems Whereas a great mind avoids.

  15. Talk is cheap, but that’s ok, so are you

  16. My hero…..me in next 10 years.

  17. Try being ahead of Everyone. So try working harder than everyone

  18. Learn from Everyone and Everything

  19. I don’t explore for answers ,I explore for questions!

  20. When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
    May be ,this is a part of plan !

  21. I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.
    These classes will dull your mind!

  22. I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

  23. Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

  24. Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

  25. You affect the world by what you browse.

  26. With love and patience, nothing is impossible.

  27. We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.

  28. Patience is the art of hoping.

  29. All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

  30. Genius is eternal patience.

  31. Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.

  32. Our patience will achieve more than our force.

  33. We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.

  34. Humility is attentive patience.

  35. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

  36. Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.

  37. Risks will give you Success or Experience. Both are important

  38. Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.

  39. I don’t care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they din’t make it to my future!

  40. Pink isn’t just a color, it’s an attitude!

  41. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot.

  42. Education is the movement from darkness to light.

  43. The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort.

  44. Courage is grace under pressure.

  45. I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

  46. I’m thankful for every moment.

  47. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

  48. Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

  49. His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.

  50. One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

  51. Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?

  52. Patience is not simply the ability to wait – it’s how we behave while we’re waiting.

  53. “I look at you and see the rest of my life in front of my eyes.”

  54. “I’m much more me when I’m with you.”

  55. “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

  56. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

  57. “Everything you can imagine is real.

  58. “Sometimes people are beautiful.
    Not in looks.
    Not in what they say.
    Just in what they are.”

  59. “Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t stop for anybody.”

  60. “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”

  61. “You cannot find peace by avoiding life.”

  62. “All, everything that I understand, I only understand because I love.”

  63. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.”

  64. “At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.”

  65. “Where there is love there is life.”

  66. “Don’t look for society to give you permission to be yourself.”

  67. “Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.”

  68. “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.”

  69. “To find yourself, think for yourself.”

Love Whatsapp Status


  2. I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.

  3. Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

  4. I would give up my happiness, just to see you smile.

  5. Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

  6. Love is just love, it can never explained.

  7. I feel lucky everyday when I am with you.

  8. I love you more today than yesterday but not more than tomorrow.

  9. I will love you always and forever.

  10. I don’t like you, I Love you.

  11. If she is jealous, she cares.

  12. The best thing about me is you.

  13. Every day I spend with you becomes the new best day of my life.

  14. The most comfortable place for me to be is in your arms.

  15. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

Best One Liner Ideas For a WhatsApp Status

  1. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

  2. Q is just O with a cigar.

  3. I am not lazy, I just rest before I’m tired.

  4. The longer the title the less important the job.

  5. Good morning…let the stress begin.

  6. I am not fat, I am just easier to see.

  7. I am so poor,i cant even pay attention.

  8. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.

  9. Make me an option, and I’ll make you a memory.

  10. I know I am not perfect, but at least not fake.

  11. Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.

  12. Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

  13. Never hide your “last seen”, let people know that you’re ignoring them.

  14. When nothing seems right, go left.

  15. Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

  16. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.

  17. Without “me” its just “awso”.

  18. You can disturb me now, I’m available.

  19. Life’s not about money, it’s about love & I love MONEY!

  20. Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

  21. Peace begins with a smile.

Funny Whatsapp Status

  1. I’m born to express, not to impress.

  2. Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.

  3. Always respects your self!

  4. Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!

  5. My heart is stolen…can I check your bra

  6. I just need a good Wifi & Wife.

  7. “Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.”

  8. Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number 😀

  9. If it is a crime to be cute, then yes I am a criminal.

  10. I didn’t change, I just woke up.

  11. I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

  12. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

  13. Save Water, Drink Vodka!

  14. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

  15. I’m cool but global warming made me hot

  16. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Images For Whatsapp Status

beauty does not about face

donot't judge someone


first love image

forget the butterfly


if opurchunities does not work

i would like to confirm

kiss love image

love shadow image

love war

your are vibe

The world in which we are living is crazy. People are crazy about sports, love, religions, politics, and emotions and about so many other things. Those things define your personality. Our passion about any particular thing defines us. In our life we met many people. Our life is not only about us but also about the people whom we interact on daily bases.

Human spices are a social animal. And being a social, we have to put ourselves together with everyone. But in today’s world we are so busy in our daily routine that we can’t take out some time for our friends. But for those busy people social media like facebook and whatsapp are very helpful. May be we can’t meet them but we can share our thoughts and emotions with them through these sites. And that’s why these are so popular in now days.

In these sites, you can express yourselves with lot of crazy and unique ideas which separate you from others. Everyone wants look different in a crowd. So they pick their social sites to show their true selves. They really put some crazy pictures, quotes and images which exactly define them. There you can be a cool dude or just a sentimental person whatever you want. Given some best ideas as below:-

Here we collected new ideas of Best Whatspp Status for you in the form of pictures, images and really crazy quotes. We have all things related your daily mood and requirement. You can find funny images, cool pictures even some weird and crazy pictures too according to your need. You can easily download these Images on your mobile and computer and send to your friends and family or just set them as DP whatever you want. You can also make them your Whatsapp Status. So slap all those negative relations and thoughts and live again. And spread some happiness with your crazy ideas.